The Cock-Eyed Winged Walhorlaffe

The cock-eyed Winged Walhorlaffe is a migrating beast of the Northern Boreal region of Alberta. Originally discovered in 1775 by Walter Dewsworth near the city of Lloydminster along the banks of the Loyga creek, the Winged Walhorlaffe emerged to much surprise and excitement by the local townsfolk. This creature takes flight only during 'magic hour' as the sun sets and for this reason has been a prize subject to the photographic enthusiast. Its complimentary feather coat gleams with pride in the golden light of the sun during flight.
Some key attributes of the cock-eyed Winged Walhorlaffe are its long legs and walrus-like tusks. This beast is known for its culinary skills; always sporting a chef's hat with its proudly coded slogan: I love Alberta ART. Also, this is the only known animal of the wild to embody, via natural selection, a multi-buckle system with electric plug-ins. It has a high conductivity and for this reason is capable of powering up to six electric eggbeaters or lawn mowers simultaneously.
There are seven lucky coins that accompany the cock-eyed Winged Walhorlaffe: #1 - The ducky lucky coin. #2- The swimmers expense. #3 - The old frog's grief of Wednesday. #4 - Waiting on forever to end. #5 - If you fall into the abyss this will rescue your Miss. #6 - My tie is loose send in the moose. #7 - I am not weak, I will tear you inside out on the High Lord of Altabar's command. In 2010 the Cock-Eyed Winged Walhorlaffe was given the distinction as the official "super-beast" mascot of Alberta during Arts Days.